Saturday, April 28, 2012

DPRK Control of Taiwan

Democratic People's Republic of Korea claims political control over Taiwan.

Korea Unification

The two sovereign nations of Korea will fully unify under a new, democratic government under DPRK leadership.

US Mutual Defence with Taiwan

The US has entered into a formal mutual defense of Taiwan.
Taiwan has recently acquired a nuclear weapon for peaceful and defensive purposes. We have no intention of using it as an offensive weapon, and hope that the nations of the East Asian region will respect our right to self-defense and will refrain from attacking us.
We would like to thank the United States for their support of democracy and promise to defend the self rule of the Republic of China, Taiwan. We applaud the United States for being a force for democracy, stability and self-determination in the Asian region and commend them for their efforts for furthering international peace.

Indian Press Release

Delhi: at a joint press conference held at the Chinese Embassy, the Indian Prime Minister declared that the Republic of India recognized Taiwan as being under the political control of a greater unified People's Republic of China.

Pakistani Press Release

In this time of global crisis and nuclear conflict, Pakistan wishes to recommend free and open trade to the countries of the Asia as a panacea to the violence and acrimony polluting our lands.  For decades, global sea trade from the Indian Ocean to the rest of the world has brought Pakistan peace and ever-increasing prosperity. We believe every nation in Asia would benefit from the exchange of goods and commerce rather than nuclear-missiles.

Pakistan Pleas for Peace

Pakistan hopes for peaceful settlement of the problems in eastern Asia and expresses concern that the use of violence could have effects on the region as a whole. We're recommitting ourselves to continuing regional peace and stability.

Russia condemns the use of Nuclear Weapons

The Russian Federation strongly condemns the development and use of nuclear weapons. We hope that our neighbors can learn from the recent tragedy in the Korean Peninsula and commit against nuclear proliferation. A peaceful and stable Asia is a more prosperous Asia for all.

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea Rallies

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea's glorious leader Kim Jong-Un rallied his faithful people to carry out the revered leader's vision of a nuclear war against the subversives to the south and the American empire that has over extended its welcome in the Korean peninsula. The Great Leader would like to commend his nuclear scientists and technicians who successfully fired ICBMs at the United States, delivering a deafening blow to their defenses and causing their retreat from the region.

News Report

North Korea launched a conventional attack against South Korea.  This attack was rebuffed by combined US and South Korean forces. After its attack failed, North Korea elected to use nuclear weapons against South Korea.  The United States responded by using nuclear weapons against North Korea.  North Korea used its survivable nuclear deterrent to respond with nuclear weapons against the US.

United States defends South Korea

The United States is fully committed to the defense of South Korea and Japan

Latest US Press Release

The United States is fully committed to the defense of South Korea and Japan.

US Press Release

The United States condemns North Korea's invasion of South Korea.  The United States cautions North Korea that it will respond to a nuclear strike with a nuclear retaliation if necessary.

North Korea

Under the FTA with Russia, North Korea extends permission to her brother nation to build an oil pipeline across their shared border.

India Press Release Re: Pakistan

SILIGURI, WEST BENGAL: Crowds lined the narrow streets of Siliguri to welcome the first busload of Pakistani construction workers working on the new military base being erected in Gangtok. Defense Minister Malik warmly greeted the leader of the Pakistani delegation, and drew attention to the fact that his parents had been born in Lahore before Partition, and described the leaps and bounds the Pakistan/India relationship had taken over the past decade as being that of two estranged brothers who had "rediscovered the joys of kinship". The Pakistani military base in Gangtok will provide Indian forces with early warning of airspace violations from "potentially nefarious neighbors."

Japan advances Nuclear Capacity

Konnichiwa NEWS!
Today Japan announced a new strategic doctrine that includes discussion of the potential of utilization of nuclear capacity.

South Korean Economic Growth

The Statistics Bureau of the Republic of Korea reports that the KRX index hit an all time high yesterday as the country's economy is booming as a result of successful foreign trade. The South Korean government expresses a heartfelt thanks to its trading partners. An official internal review of the South Korean economy suggests GDP will exceed 25 resource points within a year.

South Korean Press Release

The Republic of Korea expresses its sincere apologies to the Russian Federation in regards to recent miscommunication preventing the signing of a free trade agreement. South Korea accepts full blame for this regrettable mistake while warmly welcoming further economic cooperation with the Russian Federation.

Indian Press Release

India's Ministry of External Affairs recently announced the launching of a major new multilateral initiative to ensure the safety of container shipping traveling through the Indian Ocean. Minister Jaishankar declared that over the following five to ten years, India would seek to establish and deepen dialogue on maritime security issues with all concerned parties. He also evoked India's long cherished tradition of strategic autonomy and announced that it would be in "nobody's interests, and especially not India's , to see Sino-US rivalry spill out into the Indian Ocean", which he described as the world's "shared energy highway."

Japanese Press Release


Konnichiwa NEWS!
Today Japan was pleased to announce a wide-ranging discussion with China over many issues vital to the two countries, including economic ties that will mutually benefit our peoples!

Japan-China: promoting economic ties

Konnichiwa NEWS!
Today Japan was pleased to announce a wide-ranging discussion with China over many issues vital to the two countries, including economic ties that will mutually benefit our peoples!

the "New Putin Doctrine"


RUSSIA DAILY: In light of domestic political situations, Russia is adopting the "New Putin Doctrine":
--Russia is committed to peace and growth  in the region.
--Russia is committed to nuclear non-proliferation
--Russia is willing to be a responsible stakeholder and take on greater responsibility in ensuring peace and growth.
--Russia seeks to achieve mutually beneficial trade, growth and security in the region.
--Russia respects all countries' sovereignty.

North Korea Officially Recognizes Taiwan

Yesterday the Peoples Democratic Republic of North Korea Officially recognized Taiwan as a sovereign and independent state. Separate from the People's Republic of China.

North Korea Press Release

The North Korean Press Corps would like to acknowledge a misunderstanding with the recent joint press release with Russia. The release, due to a misunderstanding between diplomats, stated that Russia disapproved of U.S. bases in South Korea. This was not true and the press release was intended merely to announce the new FTA between Russia and North Korea. Other nations should disregard the previous release.

Indian Foreign Aid Press Release

The Indian home minister announced the release of a foreign aid package to Pakistan, in an effort to help families on both sides of the Kashmir border restabilize.

Taiwan FTA W/ South Korea

Taiwan has recently concluded a free trade agreement with South Korea. We hope that this will be a step toward greater prosperity and economic cooperation in the region.

Konnichiwa NEWS: Japan's Trade

Today Japan was pleased to hold friendly summits with many regional countries, establishing that Japan's aims of peace and economic development for all are shared throughout the Asian region. We look forward to maintaining and expanding our friendly relations for many years to come!

India's Navy looks for security


The Indian Prime Minister would like to announce the future holding of the Sixth Indian Ocean Naval Symposium, which will be hosted in Chennai. The Pakistani naval chief of staff is invited to give a speech on security cooperation in the Indian Ocean, and a Chinese delegation is invited to attend as observers and potential future dialogue partners.

A government spokesman raised the possibility of future joint anti-piracy operations in between India and China in the Indian Ocean in order to preserve freedom of navigation for all.

Russian Foreign Ministry Press Release

From the Russia Foreign Ministry: "Russia is committed to peaceful development in Asia through the Shanghai Cooperation Organization. We hope that our recent Free Trade Agreement with North Korea is only the first of many that will help build a strong regional economic community. Towards this end, we are committed to upholding the Six-Party Talks in preventing nuclear proliferation. We look forward to a prosperous and peaceful North-East Asian community, free from historical animosities and suspicions."

North Korean Press Release

In a press release of North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, North Korea claimed that "Russia and North Korea decry U.S. military bases in South Korea destabilizing to the Korean peace efforts. The two countries hope to focus on measures that encourage economic growth and international efforts for good in the Korean Peninsula."

North Korea Press Release

A North Korean spy was caught entering Taiwanese territory. North Korean officials refuse comment on the recent reports of espionage in Taiwan. Koreans marched the streets in an ecstatic celebration of Korean pride overjoyed over the government's acquisition of enhanced military technologies.